“I didn’t believe in
the paranormal before, but ever since purchasing this car, strange things have
been happening,” the driver said, obviously not wanting to be identified. “My
wife complained of hearing strange noises, like crumpling paper, coming from
the back seat about a month ago.”
The 2016 Regal had
been in the shop on numerous occasions for a myriad of electrical conditions
and multiple components had been replaced. “The door locks would cycle at
times, sometimes the car wouldn’t start, and sometimes the radio would decide
to play on its own,” the owner said, as I looked at the repair orders. The
radio was replaced, the human machine interface module and the body control
module.
There were no
bulletins or other documents relating to known problems. There were no
modifications, no aftermarket equipment and no other work history prior to the
dealer. I found a U0029 (MOST Bus Performance) DTC and a U0001 (High Speed CAN
Malfunction).
“There were a bunch
of other codes, but I cleared them before you got here,” Tim said.
Unfortunately, he did not write them down.
I performed a visual
inspection and checked the power distribution components—all were okay. When
nothing obvious shows up, I look for the not-so-obvious. I broke out my inspection
camera and inside the dash I spotted signs of rodent intrusion. Wires were
chewed. Years ago, vehicles were made from metal, glass and plastic and 100% of
it was made from petroleum. These days, with “green manufacturing,” cars are
made from soy, peanut oil, rice husks and other tasty morsels for critters. In the early 1940s, Henry Ford experimented with
making plastic parts for automobiles. These experiments resulted in what was
described as a "plastic car made from soybeans." Could you
imagine how many toothsome rodents would have loved this car?
After we would
perform a series of wire repairs, I suggested that the owner authorize wrapping
the wires with rodent-proof tape, treated with capsaicin. Sprinkling
crystallized fox or coyote urine around the tires also helps. I also found the
source of the noise of crumpling paper: I found an active mouse nest under the
rear seat. I carried the critters out to the woods so that they could live out
their lives away from human intrusion.
We still had the
window and headlamp issue. I noticed that the BCM was getting a request to turn
those systems on—but from where? I used my scope to look at the GMLAN data
stream and saw minor distortion, but when I decoded the CAN bus, I saw Error
frames. Decoding is a good, quick indicator that CAN
frames are being transferred between ECUs on the CAN Bus.
If you know the CAN database spec of your vehicle, it will
be possible to ascertain which ID belongs to which ECU. There are several ways
to ascertain this information The IDs and Data are normally shown in
Hexadecimal, which is standard in the digital communications industry, however
it is possible to display in Decimal if you wish. Decoding a data bus can be
useful for seeing instability by sensing Error Frames. I spotted a problem that
at 59.87 seconds after start of collection, Error frames started to occur. In
fact, when I got the CAN database for the car, I saw that the coded hex was
being misinterpreted by the gateway module as commands to illuminate the
headlights and lower the driver window!
The “bad” code was sourced from the EBCM. The noise being
put on the CAN bus from the EBCM was causing the issue. Remember the original
complaint? It happened with the Power Mode Master (BCM) supposedly powering
down. Some of the wiring damage caused the communications enable circuit to
trigger the BCM. Terminal fretting at the EBCM connector caused Error Frames to
appear on the decoded can bus. Multiple issues made this one a very difficult
one to resolve.
“Now,” the driver said, “What about those shadows my wife
seems to see at times in the car? Do I need to see someone to exorcise demons
from the car?”
“Maybe,” I said, laughing, “Or maybe infrasound is the
culprit.”
I experienced the negative effects of infrasound in a hotel
room once. I just didn’t like the room for some reason and thought I saw odd
shapes. It was due to the blower motor in the kitchenette causing the issue. I
kept it on all night to act as a sound machine.
If infrasound hits at just the right strength and frequency,
it can resonate with human eyes, causing them to vibrate. This can lead to
distorted vision and the possibility of “ghost” sightings. Or, at least, what
some would call ghost sightings. Infrasound may also cause a person to “feel”
that there’s an entity in the room or vehicle with him or her, accompanied by
that aforementioned sense of dread.
I hoped you enjoyed this “ghostly” challenge.